I am going to quit my job.
I am going to open an Etsy shop named Hooters. Or something. I haven't decided yet. But it has to relate to owls.
I am going to sell enough of these amazingly cute stuffed owls to compensate for my lack of outside income.
So far I've made two.
I've only got 2,664 more to go......
Many stories herein are subject to the faulty, and sometimes creative, memory of the blog owner and should not be taken as factual, although the names and events are real! Kind of.