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Many stories herein are subject to the faulty, and sometimes creative, memory of the blog owner and should not be taken as factual, although the names and events are real! Kind of.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Mysteries of Life

Grab a cup of coffee and ponder these with me!



Why wasn't I born rich instead of Beautiful?


How long does it really take to check e-mail?

Why do guys spit?
and
Why can't they leave their crotch alone?


What happens to the other sock in the laundry?


Why aren't teacher's paid more than professional athletes?

Where did Summer go so fast?


Why didn't someone in my family invent sticky notes?
and
Where are all the stock certificates my ancestor's purchased that are now worth a fortune?


Can anyone help me here? Huh??????

3 comments:

Becky said...

When you discover the answers, please share your knowledge. Hey, there might be a fortune in it for you!

Sae said...

What happens to the other sock in the laundry? Well if you put both socks in the dirty laundry, take those closes to the washer, switch to the dryer, and then fold them after they get out of the dryer... you won't lose any.

Mandy said...

Does checking e-mail include checking blogs?

One Last Thought.......

Pleasant words are a honeycomb;
sweet to the soul and healing to the body.
Proverbs 16:
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