Many stories herein are subject to the faulty, and sometimes creative, memory of the blog owner and should not be taken as factual, although the names and events are real! Kind of.
Saturday, September 26, 2009
I skipped School!
Yes, I did! I skipped because Les begged me to.
"Help me," he said. "I've taken them on trips before and they get out of control! They try to run over me!"
Dawn: I must really stay here and help the Juniors research their English Assignment.
Les: You must go and help the Seniors from the bus.
Dawn: I must remain behind to feed young minds.
Les: But you must help me! These continually need fed food!
D: But dear, I must guide the students in where to find knowledge!
L: But the Senior Adults get lost!
D: I don't want to leave the students wondering how to research.
L: These people are always wandering around shopping.
D: I know that some of the guys will sit around not doing their school work.
L: The husbands just sit around and make me try to round up their wives!
D: I will have to make sure they are taking notes, not just photocopying everything.
L: This group photographs everything!
D: The students will try to just play on the computers if I'm gone.
L: Some of my charges want to lounge around under palm trees!
Les: Please. I need you! I'll even buy you a new pair of shoes...
And so I did.
After all--he needed me!
Not really. But it's lots more fun to make stuff up than tell the truth. Ask any 3 year old! But I did get some new shoes!