You know those friend suggestions that pop up on your Facebook page? What if you add them as a friend and they don't want to be your friend. What if they go ahead and say yes but immediately hide you. What if you were still in Middle School? This is so potentially stressful.......
What if I just go to bed now and quit obsessing about bizarre things.
Like a guy eating another guy's face--another instance of TMI.
or TMJ.
Or whatever.
2 comments:
Ooooh I like that idea...no warning labels EVER! Do you realize that I am required to write that students must exit the building if the fire alarms are sounding on my syllabus? That seems like such an obvious thing to do. I'm very clear that I will hold the door until the room is empty, but if they don't leave the exit nearest the class, then too bad for them.
YES to the warning labels... If you are too stupid to figure out how to use shampoo or spray paint in a small closed room or any of the other "duh" things warning labels say you should leave the gene pool! :)
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