My mother and my sisters have this fantasy.
I've perhaps helped perpetuate the myth but it's time for the reveal and it ain't pretty.
They think I live in a clutter free house. I've shown you my craft closet. Seriously! I don't know where they get the idea that I can have all the junk I have in my house and it's not cluttered.
In fact after my cluttered fireplace hearth post, my sister said she was glad to see that I had clutter.
So, Ladies and Gentlemen--the truth shall be revealed:
I made the picture extra large just for you dear family.
Clutter is taking over. You just don't realize that when you call to let me know you are coming I work like a madwoman to stick it all in some closet or drawer before you get here!
Many stories herein are subject to the faulty, and sometimes creative, memory of the blog owner and should not be taken as factual, although the names and events are real! Kind of.